*walks into KFC*
Cashier: Hi, welcome to KFC. How may I help you?
Me: Yeah … is there a Popeyes around here?
This post is perfect
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
Taxi Driver (1976) Dir. Martin Scorsese
i can’t believe dennis rodman played a pick-up game with the dictator of north korea and shook him so bad that he required surgery. the nastiest crossover in the history of diplomacy